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buzz12
post Jul 30 2010, 03:45 PM
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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.


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post Jul 30 2010, 04:31 PM
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post Jul 30 2010, 04:36 PM
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Hahahah, that just made my day!


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post Jul 30 2010, 10:39 PM
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post Aug 1 2010, 08:40 PM
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That was great. laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Aug 1 2010, 10:28 PM
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That was awesome laugh.gif laugh.gif
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post Aug 2 2010, 11:01 PM
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I must agree. lol
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post Aug 5 2010, 11:04 PM
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Buzz.....you forgot to add Brains....Brains could be described as having all the previous symptoms, calling the wife and telling her you had too much to drink and will sleep it off at joe baloney's house.


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buzz12
post Aug 6 2010, 05:55 AM
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haha - guess I'm lacking brains too these days.


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